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So the BIG news of the day is that scientists decided that Pluto is no longer a planet, because it's too small?!? WTF?!? Thanks for playing Pluto...stick your planet status up Uranus and have a nice life in the far reaches of the galaxy.

Anywho, I've been sitting here thinking...what if scientists decided to do the same thing with people...revoke their status as human because they're morons...sounds rather Hitler-esque doesn't it? However, I do have a few suggestions, and here they are in no particular order: Michael Moore (for obvious reasons), Audra from the Rick and Brad morning radio show (you might as well take that Paisley person as well...hell, take all the chick DJs because they suck), Brendan Morrow (my main reason for hating the Dallas Stars), and my new idiot-noisy-picture-hanging-love-making neighbors.

In other news: I'm still employed, still breathing, still waiting for the puck to drop, still wishing I lived some place other than Oklahoma (like Montreal or Toronto), still single, still waiting for the puck to drop, still wanting to take a week's vacation in either Washington DC or Portland, Oregon, still flirting with the cute atheist kid at the library, still waiting for the puck to drop...

For those of you that know all or part of the "beer guy saga" here's an update...he's been kicked to the curb because he's a vicious pig bastard. For those of you keeping score that makes two guys that I've asked out, and two rejections. Sometimes I wonder why I even keep myself on the market. Not to worry though, I've moved on to bigger and better...at least it will be better as long as my insurance pays for my asthma meds...it's a long story and I'll tell you when you're older...much, much older.

Enough rambling for now...enjoy the latest pics...

From Diane G...with better commentary of course...

Keep your eye on the .....~!@#$%^&*\"?



Don't even get me started...



My road rage prevents this from happening...



Dude, I want this shirt!

Who can find the strike zone? Who can find the strike zone?

Not this moron.

57 days until the puck drops!!!

The Ford Center...contrary to popular belief, this is not my second home. Come October 20th it will most likely be my first home -- HA!



The Ford Center had an open house over the summer. It was a blast. The food was free, the carbonated beverages were free, and best of all...I got to toot the zamboni horn.

"Great Aunt Julie's been cursing again. Proceed with caution!"

This is why Jay Leno hates dog costumes...

"Filled with the Dark Side you are. Gnaw your fucking leg off I will."

You know you're easily amused (or just extremely pathetic)...

...when you start taking pics of the bumper stickers on your car (Semper Fi Joe!)...



...or when you start taking pics of yourself (the homeless guys following me around the garden got a real kick out of this)...

Smurf houses for sale or rent -- HA!

"He can call me a flower if he wants to"

Don't do this, don't do that...

***You Are Skiing***
Graceful, athletic, and gusty - you're willing to put it all on the line.You're willing to take big risks for big rewards.
What Winter Sport Are You?http://www.blogthings.com/whatwintersportareyouquiz/



I took this damn quiz 10 times and kept coming up with this answer. Skiing? WTF?!?

...2 months and 7 days until the puck drops...

AHA!

I finally figured out the "quiz posting thing." I have to enter it as plain text. What a crock...the picture for my final words was priceless!

***Your Famous Last Words Will Be:***
"I dunno, press the button and find out."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?http://www.blogthings.com/whatwillyourfamouslastwordsbequiz/

...2 months and 14 days until the puck drops...