AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

Pet Peeve #1 -- People who don't knock on the bathroom door before trying to open it. Honestly peeps, when I'm sitting there making #2, I'd appreciate a little privacy. Don't come barging in on me while I'm taking care of business. It's called common courtesy and I suggest you get some.

Pet Peeve #2 -- Cops who don't obey traffic rules. Practice what you preach Officer Krupke, and don't you dare try to give me another ticket for "reckless driving" or "failure to yield." And don't bother coming after me just because you're a little short of your monthly quota. Krispy Kreme is cheap, so go sit down and enjoy your coffee and donuts.

Blog things from Sammy

You Are Cookie Monster

Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth. You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around. You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!"

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

You Are Kermit

Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green.Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies!

The Muppet Personality Test

Pepperoni Pizza

Robust and dominant.When you go for something, you go full force.You tend to take control of situations easily.And in return, you get a ton of respect.

What's" Your Pizza Personality?

Your Deadly Sins

Wrath: 60%

Envy: 20%

Sloth: 20%

Gluttony: 0%

Greed: 0%

Lust: 0%

Pride: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%

You will die, but first you will turn into an evil robot.

How Sinful Are You?

I told my friend Diane G that I was going to rant sometime this week...but it's too damn hot for me to go on a rampage...and it's smelly, too. The OKC Stockyards are near my apartment and I got a whiff of something this morning. One of these mornings when I open my door there's gonna be a cow, a pig, and a goat just standing there smiling at me (isn't that the start of a joke or something?) I have got to get the DingBat fixed by the end of the week...I'm absolutely f***king miserable (Hey Donald and Cheryl -- how'd you like that bit of self censorship? Can you feel the Earth tremble?)

Pictures coming soon...I've just got to do some picking and choosing first...or I could just recycle some old ones...who knows...

...3 months and 2 days until the puck drops...